March 2012
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Ellen Degeneres for President.
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“No, you can’t deny women their basic rights and pretend it’s about your...”
– President Barack Obama (via imjustaboywithadream)
wake up: exhausted
12 am: exhausted
3 pm: fucking exhausted
5 pm: really fucking exhausted
7 pm: about to pass out
bed time: the energy of 5 million condensed suns
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“If I wanted the government in my womb I’d fuck a senator.”
– The best sign ever held by a Senator (HBIC Judy Eason McIntyre of Tulsa)
Watchsea-sh0re:
amst3rdamned:
day-drea-mer:
How do you protect your virginity? Like this.
how i pick up guys at the club
AHHAHAHAHAHA
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February 2012
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me: did it hurt?
person: what
me: when you blew through the earth, emerging from hell
person:
